more than the air i breathe
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
Mood: Happy
This is funny.
Cheryl tagged me in facebook, this note thingy.
I replied her with:
WARNING: CONTAINS ADULT THEMES
Dear Stupid,
Your gay partner called to tell you that you have the same plastic surgeon as Zac Efron under the table.
I'm really pissed and I hope you die
. Your tooth fairy also told me recently about your tooth fetish.
Please don't feel at all sexually inferior with your lust
,
because I'm the same way, too (SO NOT!)
. In fact,
I was so full of desire that
my boyfriend flashed me
while finding Nemo
. I know it's still hard for you, since you have the same plastic surgeon as Zac Efron, but we need to meet and have fun eating bitches to get your mind off it. Or
if you don't like that,
we could do each other
; I'm fine either way. Also, I'm inviting you to my
husband’s lingerie line launch party
, and remember to attend or I'll donate your lung. Ciao!
Paris Hilton called; she wants her brain back,
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